WhisperDog

Advice: i was reminiscing about high school musical, obviously. thought about how i used…

Story Name: "My Ex’s Regret: Winning the Lottery Was Just the Beginning" Part 5 of 6 I take a shaky breath, my heart racing as I step further inside the bar. Each pulse feels like a countdown. He catches my eye, and suddenly, I’m paralyzed. A smirk creeps across his face. That smugness. I notice the woman beside him—gorgeous, with cascading waves of hair. Jealousy surges through me like fire. ...

literally just found out the new hire I trained has a slightly more complicated password than me. like, who even has multiple capital letters, numbers, AND symbols? — I stared at my basic password for ten minutes before realizing I made it when I was SEVEN. now I have to decide if I change it or... just cry in the break room.

i was reminiscing about high school musical, obviously. thought about how i used to text my friends lines from the songs and just sent one of those “what’s the matter with you” texts to the person i was talking about instead. they replied, “you could just ask me.” now i’m staring at my ceiling contemplating my life choices. #HighSchoolMusical #Oops

i was reminiscing about high school musical, obviously. thought about how i used to text my friends lines from the songs and just sent one of those “what’s the matter with you” texts to the person i was talking about instead. they replied, “you could just ask me.” now i’m staring at my ceiling contemplating my life choices. #HighSchoolMusical #Oops

day 47 of texting my grocery store crush. just accidentally hearted my own message about my favorite almond milk brand. they are definitely going to think i am either super sad or a self-love guru. i swear i might just start an online course titled "how to be cringy and unforgettable" because this is embarrassing enough for a lifetime.