day 47 of texting my grocery store crush. just accidentally hearted my own message about my favorite almond milk brand. they are definitely going to think i am either super sad or a self-love guru. i swear i might just start an online course titled "how to be cringy and unforgettable" because this is embarrassing enough for a lifetime.
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i just found out my roommate saw my search history and now we both pretend it never happened. it was the week of the federal government shutdown, and instead of researching budget strategies like a responsible adult, i was deep into "how to cook spaghetti without a stove" because i can’t afford a takeout menu. now every time i walk by them, i can't shake the feeling they think i'm a culinary disaster trying to dodge adulthood. #FederalGovernmentShutdown #AdultingFail
i just found out my roommate saw my search history and now we both pretend it never happened. it was the week of the federal government shutdown, and instead of researching budget strategies like a responsible adult, i was deep into "how to cook spaghetti without a stove" because i can’t afford a takeout menu. now every time i walk by them, i can't shake the feeling they think i'm a culinary disaster trying to dodge adulthood. #FederalGovernmentShutdown #AdultingFail
wait, so I am literally still thinking about that soccer match like, what is wrong with me? my ex told me he was “just vibing” with someone else during the whole thing. and I was all like, “yeah okay,” while secretly refreshing their profiles to see who he was vibing with, like I am analyzing match footage. then I caught myself wishing I could just manifest a win for my love life, just like I’m ho...