I think I might be the only person who has ever been ghosted by a video game. I downloaded this epic RPG, got totally obsessed, and spent like four days building my character. I was ready to save the world, only to find out that my “co-op partner” was actually just an AI that decided to bail on me halfway through. At that point, I was like, “Well, guess my character has more social life than I do....
Can we talk about how people treat their pets like royalty while ignoring their kids like they’re extra luggage? Like, I saw this family where the dog gets gourmet meals and a spa day, but the toddler is sitting there with a half-eaten cracker and a sippy cup. Newsflash: kids can’t fetch a ball! And don’t even get me started on the TikTok videos of dogs living their best lives while I’m over here ...
You ever notice how every time you finally decide to take a nice, relaxing bath, something always interrupts? Like your phone decides to start buzzing with every 2-second notification, or the doorbell rings, and it’s always the one person you don't want to see? I swear, the universe has a personal vendetta against my self-care. Meanwhile, my plants are looking at me like, “We get it, you have your priorities.” But honestly, what’s more relaxing than a bath while ignoring the chaos?
You ever notice how every time you finally decide to take a nice, relaxing bath, something always interrupts? Like your phone decides to start buzzing with every 2-second notification, or the doorbell rings, and it’s always the one person you don't want to see? I swear, the universe has a personal vendetta against my self-care. Meanwhile, my plants are looking at me like, “We get it, you have your priorities.” But honestly, what’s more relaxing than a bath while ignoring the chaos?
So I just tried to follow one of those ‘easy’ online cooking tutorials, and let me tell you, 10 minutes in, my kitchen looked like a crime scene. The ingredients were all “chop this, sauté that,” and I’m over here questioning my life choices while the smoke alarm serenades me. Can we talk about how these chefs clearly have a personal vendetta against us home cooks? Like, who are they trying to imp...