yooo, saw that accident news today and thought, well, at least someone else's life is a bigger mess than mine. they wanted space, but now they're posting selfies with someone who probably doesn't even know how to pronounce their last name. meanwhile, i'm over here drafting my email to the imaginary law firm i started in my head called “emotional damage attorneys.” not gonna lie, at least my creati...
i recently decided to ‘treat myself’ to an overpriced comfort blanket. it arrived, and honestly, it felt like being wrapped in a hug from an old friend. then i got the credit card bill and realized the only thing getting hugged now was my budget. after that, i blasted "Vande Mataram" while sitting on my couch, trying to summon some misplaced patriotism to make myself feel better about being broke....
literally had a whole argument in my head with someone about how they misunderstood my ice cream flavor choice. i am now actively avoiding eye contact with them in real life because i am actually still mad at them. this all happened because i couldn’t decide between mint chocolate chip or cookies and cream. i’m stuck in this weird loop where i feel like i’m right, and they have no idea they are part of my dramatic ice cream saga.
literally had a whole argument in my head with someone about how they misunderstood my ice cream flavor choice. i am now actively avoiding eye contact with them in real life because i am actually still mad at them. this all happened because i couldn’t decide between mint chocolate chip or cookies and cream. i’m stuck in this weird loop where i feel like i’m right, and they have no idea they are part of my dramatic ice cream saga.
i keep going back to the person everyone told me to leave, like bruce springsteen’s music is my life soundtrack and the lyrics are just "RUN." found myself creating a whole 47 song playlist dedicated to them. it’s like a documentary but nobody gets to see it, just me doing the emotional equivalent of pulling a springsteen and waiting for a concert that never happens. #BruceSpringsteen #cringe