the way that i accidentally walked into a conversation where my friends were discussing my “quirky obsession” with collecting napkins from every restaurant—like it’s some sort of “unofficial hobby” of mine. they honestly think it's endearing and have no idea i just have a weird need to catalog everything in my life. now i’m considering designing a coffee table book titled "Napkin Treasures of My E...
yooo, saw that accident news today and thought, well, at least someone else's life is a bigger mess than mine. they wanted space, but now they're posting selfies with someone who probably doesn't even know how to pronounce their last name. meanwhile, i'm over here drafting my email to the imaginary law firm i started in my head called “emotional damage attorneys.” not gonna lie, at least my creati...
i recently decided to ‘treat myself’ to an overpriced comfort blanket. it arrived, and honestly, it felt like being wrapped in a hug from an old friend. then i got the credit card bill and realized the only thing getting hugged now was my budget. after that, i blasted "Vande Mataram" while sitting on my couch, trying to summon some misplaced patriotism to make myself feel better about being broke. #Pib #retailtherapy
i recently decided to ‘treat myself’ to an overpriced comfort blanket. it arrived, and honestly, it felt like being wrapped in a hug from an old friend. then i got the credit card bill and realized the only thing getting hugged now was my budget. after that, i blasted "Vande Mataram" while sitting on my couch, trying to summon some misplaced patriotism to make myself feel better about being broke. #Pib #retailtherapy
literally had a whole argument in my head with someone about how they misunderstood my ice cream flavor choice. i am now actively avoiding eye contact with them in real life because i am actually still mad at them. this all happened because i couldn’t decide between mint chocolate chip or cookies and cream. i’m stuck in this weird loop where i feel like i’m right, and they have no idea they are pa...