so there i was, fully committed to being best friends with the random sock i found under my bed, talking to it every day and genuinely planning our lives together, until it finally occurred to me that it was missing a partner, like the matching sock had LEFT IT ON READ and now here i am, in an unrequited friendship with a SOCK that doesn't even know how to text.
bruh, just realized I thought turning thirty would mean adulting hard and now I'm binge-watching shows I’ve seen ten times just to avoid thinking about it. like, Emerson Jones is out there embracing adulthood and I'm still crying over a flat tire from two weeks ago. if my biggest accomplishment this week is finishing a bag of chips while contemplating my existence, I guess I'm already an *influenc...
not gonna lie, I was scrolling online and saw Katie Volynets' name everywhere. Suddenly, I remembered I had purchased a fancy yoga mat “on sale” last week because it had the name of a celebrity who probably uses it while winning tournaments. I have never done yoga. now, I'm considering bringing it to my living room for… motivational decor? this could be the year I transform. #KatieVolynets #lifegoals
not gonna lie, I was scrolling online and saw Katie Volynets' name everywhere. Suddenly, I remembered I had purchased a fancy yoga mat “on sale” last week because it had the name of a celebrity who probably uses it while winning tournaments. I have never done yoga. now, I'm considering bringing it to my living room for… motivational decor? this could be the year I transform. #KatieVolynets #lifegoals
Story Name: "They Laughed When I Fell, Now I Hold Their Futures" Part 3 of 8 I take a deep breath, and the air feels thick with disbelief. “What are you doing here?” I ask, sarcasm leaking from my voice. Matt shifts uncomfortably, his face flushing red. “We didn’t expect to see you,” he stammers, avoiding my gaze. “I’ll bet.” I force a smile. “You thought I’d stay invisible forever?” Sarah’s e...