WhisperDog

General: you ever notice how like, no one really talks about just randomly staring at a w…

there's this one memory that just lives rent-free in my head, right? like, it was my friend's birthday party last year, and we were all crammed in this tiny apartment with, like, six different takeout boxes just stacked everywhere. somehow, we ended up playing charades and I was trying to act out "Titanic" and literally knocked over a potted plant and... anyway, everyone was laughing so hard, like...

okay so like here's the thing nobody wants to admit about modern dating right, it's kinda like a video game where you spend all this time leveling up your character and getting cool gear but when you finally get to the boss level you just realize the boss is basically another person who also forgot how to communicate and you’re stuck in this endless loop of swiping and ghosting and then like sudde...

you ever notice how like, no one really talks about just randomly staring at a wall for like 10 minutes? ngl, I used to do that all the time as a kid and now it’s just like, where did that time go? tbh, it feels kinda nice to just... zone out, you know? lowkey miss those moments.

you ever notice how like, no one really talks about just randomly staring at a wall for like 10 minutes? ngl, I used to do that all the time as a kid and now it’s just like, where did that time go? tbh, it feels kinda nice to just... zone out, you know? lowkey miss those moments.

so randomly remembering that time in college when i tried to go vegan for like a whole week? like, it was supposed to be this HEALTHY glow-up moment, but instead i ended up eating SO many potato chips and gummy bears. like, i would have a salad and then justify dessert by saying it was "plant-based," and honestly that week was just me being super confused about nutrition 😂. ended up at the pizza ...