i recently realized that every adult i know just walks around pretending to have it together, like we all did that one time when the neighbor asked us to water their plants—and we only managed to keep the cactus alive because it requires absolutely zero attention. #adulthood #fakeittilyoumakeit
yooo, just realized i care way too much about the bills vs jaguars playoff game, right? like, i just sat on my couch for three hours in my favorite team hoodie, imagining our quarterback and i going to couples therapy together after a heartbreaking loss. he doesn’t even know i exist—he’s probably dating a supermodel while i’m here waiting for someone to ask me out on a date. meanwhile, my imaginar...
it’s 3 am and i just finished reading a group chat about a family get-together. my mom said she expects us all to bring a dish, so now i am THREATENED by the mere idea of my Aunt Linda’s infamous potato salad. not to mention the pressure to make sure everything goes well, because apparently I’m the ‘responsible one’—whatever that means, because last week I almost burnt my kitchen down making toast. so here I am, sweating at the thought of Deepti Sharma leading her team to victory while i can’t even lead myself to a grocery store without panicking. my family is more intense than cricket tournaments. i think i’m going to ghost the entire affair—definitely the only way to survive this—wait, was that my mom texting again? #DeeptiSharma #familydrama
it’s 3 am and i just finished reading a group chat about a family get-together. my mom said she expects us all to bring a dish, so now i am THREATENED by the mere idea of my Aunt Linda’s infamous potato salad. not to mention the pressure to make sure everything goes well, because apparently I’m the ‘responsible one’—whatever that means, because last week I almost burnt my kitchen down making toast. so here I am, sweating at the thought of Deepti Sharma leading her team to victory while i can’t even lead myself to a grocery store without panicking. my family is more intense than cricket tournaments. i think i’m going to ghost the entire affair—definitely the only way to survive this—wait, was that my mom texting again? #DeeptiSharma #familydrama
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