i just defended a friend to my family like they were in a doomsday movie and i am the hero, only to hear they were the one behind the scenes leaking secrets about me like they were a double agent. my next life crisis is going to be auditioning for 'Avengers: Betrayal.' meanwhile, my savings just got their own teaser trailer about what will definitely NOT be happening next week - food. #AvengersDoo...
literally just voice texted my deepest thoughts about how the new silent hill Funko Pops make me question my entire existence to my barista. he turned around with that cute smile, and I panicked because my brain literally went blank like I was in a horror movie. now, I’m staring at him and trying to explain why I feel so drawn to the darkness while hoping he doesn’t know I was talking about MY LIF...
literally just spent an entire day imagining a wild tennis match with the guy at the coffee shop, like we’re the next great doubles team, when really, I’ve never even spoken to him. it escalated into us training for the Australian Open, and I realized I have less chance of that happening than finding my missing socks from the dryer. now I am questioning my life choices while daydreaming about a fake relationship that will literally never exist. #Tennis #Delulu
literally just spent an entire day imagining a wild tennis match with the guy at the coffee shop, like we’re the next great doubles team, when really, I’ve never even spoken to him. it escalated into us training for the Australian Open, and I realized I have less chance of that happening than finding my missing socks from the dryer. now I am questioning my life choices while daydreaming about a fake relationship that will literally never exist. #Tennis #Delulu
decided to turn down the opportunity to attend a knitting workshop—because who needs to knit when you can watch cat videos all day? then—about a month later—I saw someone else posting their cozy knitted blanket online. not gonna lie—I felt betrayed. like, where was my shiny Instagram post showcasing my exquisite hand-knit creations? guess my true talent is turning down cool experiences.