ok but I literally just spent an entire afternoon obsessively analyzing this Miami Ohio basketball game because it reminded me of when I used to try to predict the moves of my ex, like I thought if I could figure him out, maybe he'd still care, but honestly he probably doesn’t even remember my birthday, meanwhile I'm here comparing rebounds to our last text argument. what a mess. #MiamiOhioBasketb...
ever had your family turn on you like you just declared war during the kentucky vs vanderbilt game? i set one tiny boundary. just one! suddenly i’m the villain in a drama that could rival any soap opera. they look at me like i’m the reason the wildcats haven’t won in decades. i mean, does asking for space really warrant a family group chat titled “the great betrayal”? should i start practicing my ...
honestly, I just spent an hour crafting a text to my cousin about how they need to get their life together before their 30s because I am genuinely worried. like, literally, they think becoming a TikTok dance influencer will pay the bills. after I hit send... I realized I was only just venting my own existential crisis about working a nine to five while others do viral dances. it's chaotic family dysfunction, but deep down I think it was also me just wanting to text them a motivational quote instead of confronting my own lack of ambition. #PegulaVsAnisimova #ExistentialDread
honestly, I just spent an hour crafting a text to my cousin about how they need to get their life together before their 30s because I am genuinely worried. like, literally, they think becoming a TikTok dance influencer will pay the bills. after I hit send... I realized I was only just venting my own existential crisis about working a nine to five while others do viral dances. it's chaotic family dysfunction, but deep down I think it was also me just wanting to text them a motivational quote instead of confronting my own lack of ambition. #PegulaVsAnisimova #ExistentialDread
i sometimes daydream about what it would be like to lose my left sock in the wash, but only that one sock, not the pair. then i spiral into this elaborate scenario where that sock becomes a rebellious entity, plotting to escape and find freedom. i can see it joining forces with my old gum wrappers and the button from my favorite shirt, living their best lives while i silently grieve. like, how cou...