i genuinely believe that the person sitting across from me on the bus is a secret agent. not because they look suspicious, but because they were too focused on the way their iced tea spilled on the floor, planning the perfect mission to mop it up with a single paper towel. every time the bus hit a bump, i half-expected them to whip out a device that would magically transform those soaked sheets in...
ok but I literally just spent an entire afternoon obsessively analyzing this Miami Ohio basketball game because it reminded me of when I used to try to predict the moves of my ex, like I thought if I could figure him out, maybe he'd still care, but honestly he probably doesn’t even remember my birthday, meanwhile I'm here comparing rebounds to our last text argument. what a mess. #MiamiOhioBasketb...
ever had your family turn on you like you just declared war during the kentucky vs vanderbilt game? i set one tiny boundary. just one! suddenly i’m the villain in a drama that could rival any soap opera. they look at me like i’m the reason the wildcats haven’t won in decades. i mean, does asking for space really warrant a family group chat titled “the great betrayal”? should i start practicing my villain laugh or just resign myself to life alone in a cave? #KentuckyVsVanderbilt #FamilyDrama
ever had your family turn on you like you just declared war during the kentucky vs vanderbilt game? i set one tiny boundary. just one! suddenly i’m the villain in a drama that could rival any soap opera. they look at me like i’m the reason the wildcats haven’t won in decades. i mean, does asking for space really warrant a family group chat titled “the great betrayal”? should i start practicing my villain laugh or just resign myself to life alone in a cave? #KentuckyVsVanderbilt #FamilyDrama
honestly, I just spent an hour crafting a text to my cousin about how they need to get their life together before their 30s because I am genuinely worried. like, literally, they think becoming a TikTok dance influencer will pay the bills. after I hit send... I realized I was only just venting my own existential crisis about working a nine to five while others do viral dances. it's chaotic family d...