ever had your family turn on you like you just declared war during the kentucky vs vanderbilt game? i set one tiny boundary. just one! suddenly i’m the villain in a drama that could rival any soap opera. they look at me like i’m the reason the wildcats haven’t won in decades. i mean, does asking for space really warrant a family group chat titled “the great betrayal”? should i start practicing my ...
honestly, I just spent an hour crafting a text to my cousin about how they need to get their life together before their 30s because I am genuinely worried. like, literally, they think becoming a TikTok dance influencer will pay the bills. after I hit send... I realized I was only just venting my own existential crisis about working a nine to five while others do viral dances. it's chaotic family d...
i sometimes daydream about what it would be like to lose my left sock in the wash, but only that one sock, not the pair. then i spiral into this elaborate scenario where that sock becomes a rebellious entity, plotting to escape and find freedom. i can see it joining forces with my old gum wrappers and the button from my favorite shirt, living their best lives while i silently grieve. like, how could they not send me a postcard from wherever they are, letting me know i’m missing out?
i sometimes daydream about what it would be like to lose my left sock in the wash, but only that one sock, not the pair. then i spiral into this elaborate scenario where that sock becomes a rebellious entity, plotting to escape and find freedom. i can see it joining forces with my old gum wrappers and the button from my favorite shirt, living their best lives while i silently grieve. like, how could they not send me a postcard from wherever they are, letting me know i’m missing out?
have you ever realized your spotify wrapped reveals more about you than your therapist ever could? one year, mine was a mess of sad girl ballads and aggressive rap. you can tell i spent too much time crying on my couch while plotting world domination. so, when today’s headlines had me feeling like a jilted lover learning my ex has moved on, it hit me that even the news seems to be thriving while i...