So I kept messaging the lady at the bookstore about a fictional book I created in my head. A book about a librarian who discovers time travel, but like, in a really poetic way. I genuinely thought she'd respond and we could bond over the characters I invented. She has no idea I exist, but my future book tour is already scheduled in my mind.
wait, just found out the new hire i trained makes more than me. so i spent hours showing them how to navigate the copier and file forms while they casually drop how much they’re making like it’s nothing. now i'm just staring at the economic calendar wondering if it’s time to start trading my expertise for their salary or, you know, go back to bed and hide under my blanket. #EconomicCalendar #Profe...
yooo, my sibling borrowed some cash two years ago and i was like, "no worries, just a TEMPORARY thing, right?" fast forward to me binge-watching TV9 Kannada for drama, because i live for it, only to remember i haven't seen that money back since. just this morning, they asked me to borrow more for a 'good cause' while their plant just got an Instagram makeover. bruh, the only thing they are growing is my list of grudges. #Tv9Kannada #SiblingStruggles
yooo, my sibling borrowed some cash two years ago and i was like, "no worries, just a TEMPORARY thing, right?" fast forward to me binge-watching TV9 Kannada for drama, because i live for it, only to remember i haven't seen that money back since. just this morning, they asked me to borrow more for a 'good cause' while their plant just got an Instagram makeover. bruh, the only thing they are growing is my list of grudges. #Tv9Kannada #SiblingStruggles
the way that i accidentally locked eyes with a stranger in the coffee shop. now, i’m convinced we’ve planned our entire life together. i even picked out our kids' names based on the latte art that day. turns out, i should have remembered they were just trying to decide on a pastry, not a wedding venue.