General: Hey, Bollywood fam! 🌟 We’ve had to say goodbye to some true legends in 2025, in…

yooo, so I realized I’ve been apologizing to plants for stepping on their leaves my entire life—like, I’m over here saying “sorry” to a fern when I should be sorry to myself for not taking up space—like, hello, I’m taller than some of these branches, yet I still duck when I walk into rooms. bruh, I'm literally trying to stop making myself smaller than my online shopping regrets, and that is saying...

no because, I spent a whole summer training my goldfish to jump through a tiny hoop. like, every morning, I would wake up, and there I was, scooping out algae while rehearsing pep talks for my aquatic star. and then on the big day – the grand performance – he just... floated. like a little orange flake of disappointment. now I am left with a half-empty bowl and an existential crisis about whether ...

last night, i realized i told a coworker i used to skateboard as a kid. i didn’t, but they seemed to think it was cool and i panicked. now i’m watching youtube tutorials on how to ride a board and praying nobody asks me to demonstrate. this is all because i felt the need to be “interesting” and now my life is slowly becoming a montage of lies and extreme sports, all because of an oil-rich province...