no because, I spent a whole summer training my goldfish to jump through a tiny hoop. like, every morning, I would wake up, and there I was, scooping out algae while rehearsing pep talks for my aquatic star. and then on the big day – the grand performance – he just... floated. like a little orange flake of disappointment. now I am left with a half-empty bowl and an existential crisis about whether ...
Hey, Bollywood fam! 🌟 We’ve had to say goodbye to some true legends in 2025, including Rishabh Tandon, Ansari, Zubeen Garg, and the iconic Diane Keaton. Their talent and magic will always live on in our hearts! 💔✨ Check out more on this bittersweet journey at Times of India: https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMigwJBVV95cUxPeEcxNU1WRUFCZ29MNDhOMVVzaHhpSFE0ejJzZXl6SVM4eFlUanhad05vcTVHR2E4Yk1vO...
last night, i realized i told a coworker i used to skateboard as a kid. i didn’t, but they seemed to think it was cool and i panicked. now i’m watching youtube tutorials on how to ride a board and praying nobody asks me to demonstrate. this is all because i felt the need to be “interesting” and now my life is slowly becoming a montage of lies and extreme sports, all because of an oil-rich province that might not even want me. #Alberta #lieaboutskating
last night, i realized i told a coworker i used to skateboard as a kid. i didn’t, but they seemed to think it was cool and i panicked. now i’m watching youtube tutorials on how to ride a board and praying nobody asks me to demonstrate. this is all because i felt the need to be “interesting” and now my life is slowly becoming a montage of lies and extreme sports, all because of an oil-rich province that might not even want me. #Alberta #lieaboutskating
last night, I found out my friend told someone my secret hobby of collecting novelty spoons. like, novelty spoons. I panicked, imagining all the awkward conversations about "spoon culture" at parties. I thought I had a cool angle with "spooning" humor, but now everyone just thinks I’m a walking spoon museum. turns out, nobody wants to hear about my fifty-seven spoons from fifty-seven different sta...