day 38 of obsessively refreshing my feed for indiana qb updates. meanwhile, i just watched my last three relationships fumble harder than a college kid on a Saturday night. honestly, i’m starting to think all my love interests were really just using me as a back-up option. anyway, off to check if i should follow some new players because CLEARLY my type needs an upgrade. #IndianaQb #relatable
so i checked their phone while they were asleep, right? and now I know about a whole group chat where they send memes about rockets vs. nets and also plan to retire in a van and visit space or something?? it’s all fun and games until you realize your future partner is also a SPACE NERD. do i need to start studying astrophysics or just pretend i’m on board with it? cause i can't even figure out how...
wait, just realized the adults have literally been winging it this whole time like it’s an EPL match where everyone is just as confused as I am... no wonder my boss looked like he’d just lost a penalty shootout when he presented our project last week. at this point, I’m starting to think my life is just an underdog story that’s going straight to penalties. #EplTable #lifecrisis
wait, just realized the adults have literally been winging it this whole time like it’s an EPL match where everyone is just as confused as I am... no wonder my boss looked like he’d just lost a penalty shootout when he presented our project last week. at this point, I’m starting to think my life is just an underdog story that’s going straight to penalties. #EplTable #lifecrisis
i just realized my biggest life crisis was losing my phone for 10 minutes in the rain... when it started pouring in rajasthan, i sprinted for cover, screaming like i was starring in a melodrama. turns out, i left my phone in the middle of the sidewalk. imagine my horror realizing that i was out here defending a ‘friend’ to the group while they were LOWKEY trashing me to others... do i look good in...