so i checked their phone while they were asleep, right? and now I know about a whole group chat where they send memes about rockets vs. nets and also plan to retire in a van and visit space or something?? it’s all fun and games until you realize your future partner is also a SPACE NERD. do i need to start studying astrophysics or just pretend i’m on board with it? cause i can't even figure out how...
wait, just realized the adults have literally been winging it this whole time like it’s an EPL match where everyone is just as confused as I am... no wonder my boss looked like he’d just lost a penalty shootout when he presented our project last week. at this point, I’m starting to think my life is just an underdog story that’s going straight to penalties. #EplTable #lifecrisis
i just realized my biggest life crisis was losing my phone for 10 minutes in the rain... when it started pouring in rajasthan, i sprinted for cover, screaming like i was starring in a melodrama. turns out, i left my phone in the middle of the sidewalk. imagine my horror realizing that i was out here defending a ‘friend’ to the group while they were LOWKEY trashing me to others... do i look good in rain? ask my wet shoes. #Rajasthan #drama
i just realized my biggest life crisis was losing my phone for 10 minutes in the rain... when it started pouring in rajasthan, i sprinted for cover, screaming like i was starring in a melodrama. turns out, i left my phone in the middle of the sidewalk. imagine my horror realizing that i was out here defending a ‘friend’ to the group while they were LOWKEY trashing me to others... do i look good in rain? ask my wet shoes. #Rajasthan #drama
so there i was, scrolling through some obscure knitting forums at 2am when i saw the pattern for a life-sized avocado plushie and suddenly i was one click away from a whole new identity as someone who actually owns knitting needles instead of just using them as bookmarks and like who have i become because i literally told myself years ago i would NEVER be this person obsessing over yarn types and ...