it’s day 34 of trying to leave someone who literally makes my friends question my sanity. meanwhile, i just googled “joey galloway” highlights to avoid feeling bad about myself, which honestly just makes my brain hurt because that’s the exact opposite of “winning.” now im over here texting my ex about reuniting over cereal and candles while my bank account is suffering like it’s that one scene in ...
literally just had a meltdown because i spent three hours perfecting what i *should* have said to my ex during our last "conversation," which, fun fact, was entirely my brain arguing with itself while binge-watching *Better Call Saul.* now i’m questioning every life choice i ever made, including thinking we were good enough for an argument. honestly, i was just hoping for a solid apology but ended...
Jai Gurudev
Jai Gurudev
last night i found out that my great-uncle once hosted a secret underground poetry slam in our living room and the winning poem was about his imaginary pet cactus. like, this explains why our family reunions always feel so artsy but also chaotic, and now i’m questioning literally everything about my childhood. who knew i was raised by a bunch of cactus connoisseurs?! #familysecrets #unexpectedlega...