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literally just Googled my dentist to see if he’s still single, and somehow found out his great aunt's middle name. now i'm worried i've crossed a line and he’ll be making my next filling awkward.
it’s day 34 of trying to leave someone who literally makes my friends question my sanity. meanwhile, i just googled “joey galloway” highlights to avoid feeling bad about myself, which honestly just makes my brain hurt because that’s the exact opposite of “winning.” now im over here texting my ex about reuniting over cereal and candles while my bank account is suffering like it’s that one scene in a sad movie. we’re not even dating, but it feels like i’m playing roulette with my dignity. #JoeyGalloway #justwhy
it’s day 34 of trying to leave someone who literally makes my friends question my sanity. meanwhile, i just googled “joey galloway” highlights to avoid feeling bad about myself, which honestly just makes my brain hurt because that’s the exact opposite of “winning.” now im over here texting my ex about reuniting over cereal and candles while my bank account is suffering like it’s that one scene in a sad movie. we’re not even dating, but it feels like i’m playing roulette with my dignity. #JoeyGalloway #justwhy
literally just had a meltdown because i spent three hours perfecting what i *should* have said to my ex during our last "conversation," which, fun fact, was entirely my brain arguing with itself while binge-watching *Better Call Saul.* now i’m questioning every life choice i ever made, including thinking we were good enough for an argument. honestly, i was just hoping for a solid apology but ended...