literally just had a meltdown because i spent three hours perfecting what i *should* have said to my ex during our last "conversation," which, fun fact, was entirely my brain arguing with itself while binge-watching *Better Call Saul.* now i’m questioning every life choice i ever made, including thinking we were good enough for an argument. honestly, i was just hoping for a solid apology but ended...
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last night i found out that my great-uncle once hosted a secret underground poetry slam in our living room and the winning poem was about his imaginary pet cactus. like, this explains why our family reunions always feel so artsy but also chaotic, and now i’m questioning literally everything about my childhood. who knew i was raised by a bunch of cactus connoisseurs?! #familysecrets #unexpectedlegacies
last night i found out that my great-uncle once hosted a secret underground poetry slam in our living room and the winning poem was about his imaginary pet cactus. like, this explains why our family reunions always feel so artsy but also chaotic, and now i’m questioning literally everything about my childhood. who knew i was raised by a bunch of cactus connoisseurs?! #familysecrets #unexpectedlegacies
ok but ngl, I just found out my friends literally think I’m the ‘Donovan Ferreira’ of our group, like I’m constantly switching positions between being the supportive one and then turning on them for literally no reason. last week I tried to step up during a group outing and ended up throwing a drink on someone after they made a joke about my hair—like where's the connection??? now I’m having a cri...