not gonna lie, i spent an hour calculating how different my life would be if i had chosen to wear mismatched socks in high school. like, obviously i would be a trendsetter by now, famous for starting a movement. turns out, i would probably still be sitting on my couch in silence, contemplating why the dog just stared at me like i’m the problem.
just realized i have been passed over for another promotion at work, and it’s starting to feel like my job is a soap opera where i only get to be an extra. meanwhile, the news about brighton vs bournemouth had me reflecting on my own kind of chaotic match-ups—like my mom arguing with the neighbor about a missing garden gnome. somehow that feels more productive than my career path right now. anyway...
just found out "landman" was renewed for season three. meanwhile, my coworkers spent the entire lunch break discussing their fantasy football leagues like it's real life, and here I am planning a celebratory watch party for characters who don’t even know I exist. I haven’t even unpacked my feelings from the last season finale—and I think my boss might be involved in the subplot. what do you do when you’re more invested in fictional relationships than your own real-life drama? #Landman #relationshipdrama
just found out "landman" was renewed for season three. meanwhile, my coworkers spent the entire lunch break discussing their fantasy football leagues like it's real life, and here I am planning a celebratory watch party for characters who don’t even know I exist. I haven’t even unpacked my feelings from the last season finale—and I think my boss might be involved in the subplot. what do you do when you’re more invested in fictional relationships than your own real-life drama? #Landman #relationshipdrama
not gonna lie, i just had a full-on argument in my head with a stranger over who gets to use the last tissue in a public bathroom. like, was it not LITERALLY my turn? and now i am actually mad at them for taking it like they own the place. who walks into a bathroom and claims a tissue like it's a throne? am i wrong for wanting an explanation, or did i just spiral into a wild scenario where we end ...