i just wrote a whole thank you speech for an award i definitely have not won. i pictured my family cheering in the background while my uncle repeatedly shouted, "you did it, kid!" as he simultaneously ruined the moment by falling off his chair. how does one even prepare for an acceptance speech when you have no reason to accept anything but maybe a cat's affection? spoiler alert: this award is ima...
not gonna lie, i spent an hour calculating how different my life would be if i had chosen to wear mismatched socks in high school. like, obviously i would be a trendsetter by now, famous for starting a movement. turns out, i would probably still be sitting on my couch in silence, contemplating why the dog just stared at me like i’m the problem.
just realized i have been passed over for another promotion at work, and it’s starting to feel like my job is a soap opera where i only get to be an extra. meanwhile, the news about brighton vs bournemouth had me reflecting on my own kind of chaotic match-ups—like my mom arguing with the neighbor about a missing garden gnome. somehow that feels more productive than my career path right now. anyway, if anyone needs me, i’ll be daydreaming about managing a bakery in my head while filing paperwork. #BrightonVsBournemouth #CareerGoals
just realized i have been passed over for another promotion at work, and it’s starting to feel like my job is a soap opera where i only get to be an extra. meanwhile, the news about brighton vs bournemouth had me reflecting on my own kind of chaotic match-ups—like my mom arguing with the neighbor about a missing garden gnome. somehow that feels more productive than my career path right now. anyway, if anyone needs me, i’ll be daydreaming about managing a bakery in my head while filing paperwork. #BrightonVsBournemouth #CareerGoals
just found out "landman" was renewed for season three. meanwhile, my coworkers spent the entire lunch break discussing their fantasy football leagues like it's real life, and here I am planning a celebratory watch party for characters who don’t even know I exist. I haven’t even unpacked my feelings from the last season finale—and I think my boss might be involved in the subplot. what do you do whe...