honestly, just watched the season finale of Landman, and when my situationship introduced me as 'a friend' to his entire family, I knew the real cliffhanger of my life wasn’t on screen. like, literally. i sat there like a side character in a show nobody wants to watch. now i’m out here feeling like a background actor in my own life, and his mom asked if we were dating and i just said ‘oh no, just ...
i just wrote a whole thank you speech for an award i definitely have not won. i pictured my family cheering in the background while my uncle repeatedly shouted, "you did it, kid!" as he simultaneously ruined the moment by falling off his chair. how does one even prepare for an acceptance speech when you have no reason to accept anything but maybe a cat's affection? spoiler alert: this award is ima...
not gonna lie, i spent an hour calculating how different my life would be if i had chosen to wear mismatched socks in high school. like, obviously i would be a trendsetter by now, famous for starting a movement. turns out, i would probably still be sitting on my couch in silence, contemplating why the dog just stared at me like i’m the problem.
not gonna lie, i spent an hour calculating how different my life would be if i had chosen to wear mismatched socks in high school. like, obviously i would be a trendsetter by now, famous for starting a movement. turns out, i would probably still be sitting on my couch in silence, contemplating why the dog just stared at me like i’m the problem.
just realized i have been passed over for another promotion at work, and it’s starting to feel like my job is a soap opera where i only get to be an extra. meanwhile, the news about brighton vs bournemouth had me reflecting on my own kind of chaotic match-ups—like my mom arguing with the neighbor about a missing garden gnome. somehow that feels more productive than my career path right now. anyway...