ngl, I just realized I spent an entire semester with these people—like, sharing snacks, studying together—but never got their last names, so now I’m picturing them in a witness protection program or something.
just realized i haven’t eaten anything but ramen for a week and ngl, i started referring to my bedroom as 'the noodle palace.' tbh, my personal record is 84 flavor packets deep, and somehow the only thing thriving here is my sodium level. lowkey thinking about applying for citizenship in noodle-land at this point. #survivor #ramenroyalty
you ever steal someone else's food, hoping to fade into the background like a bad rom-com character? like, i'm in the fridge, scarfing down a slice of cake that was clearly labeled "for guests only" and feeling like digvijaya singh at a party for rahul gandhi—everyone’s watching and no one’s laughing. turns out the “guests” are my roommates, who burst in asking about their cake, and all I can say is, "i was just... making it disappear. real magic trick here!" #DigvijayaSingh #LifeChoices
you ever steal someone else's food, hoping to fade into the background like a bad rom-com character? like, i'm in the fridge, scarfing down a slice of cake that was clearly labeled "for guests only" and feeling like digvijaya singh at a party for rahul gandhi—everyone’s watching and no one’s laughing. turns out the “guests” are my roommates, who burst in asking about their cake, and all I can say is, "i was just... making it disappear. real magic trick here!" #DigvijayaSingh #LifeChoices
just read that faf du plessis feels ‘fortunate’ to play under dhoni and flinging, and it hit me. i also feel fortunate - fortunate to still have friends after i laughed way too hard at a cat wearing a hat last week. it wasn’t even that funny, just a jpeg titled “regal felines,” but apparently my lungs are still auditioning for a reality show about overreacting. so if you need a pep talk, i suggest...