my roommate wears flip flops in winter and insists it keeps him grounded, like the frostbite is somehow balancing his chakras or something... but honestly, i just don’t think he wants to spend money on socks. #brokeandchill #flipflopphilosophy
i spent all day arguing with a stranger about bulldozers in bengaluru, but honestly the most aggressive demolition i witnessed was when i accidentally tried to park in a no-parking zone... my hopes and dreams are still sitting in a tow yard somewhere #Bengaluru #urbanliving
ngl, I just realized I spent an entire semester with these people—like, sharing snacks, studying together—but never got their last names, so now I’m picturing them in a witness protection program or something.
ngl, I just realized I spent an entire semester with these people—like, sharing snacks, studying together—but never got their last names, so now I’m picturing them in a witness protection program or something.
just realized i haven’t eaten anything but ramen for a week and ngl, i started referring to my bedroom as 'the noodle palace.' tbh, my personal record is 84 flavor packets deep, and somehow the only thing thriving here is my sodium level. lowkey thinking about applying for citizenship in noodle-land at this point. #survivor #ramenroyalty