i spent all day arguing with a stranger about bulldozers in bengaluru, but honestly the most aggressive demolition i witnessed was when i accidentally tried to park in a no-parking zone... my hopes and dreams are still sitting in a tow yard somewhere #Bengaluru #urbanliving
ngl, I just realized I spent an entire semester with these people—like, sharing snacks, studying together—but never got their last names, so now I’m picturing them in a witness protection program or something.
just realized i haven’t eaten anything but ramen for a week and ngl, i started referring to my bedroom as 'the noodle palace.' tbh, my personal record is 84 flavor packets deep, and somehow the only thing thriving here is my sodium level. lowkey thinking about applying for citizenship in noodle-land at this point. #survivor #ramenroyalty
just realized i haven’t eaten anything but ramen for a week and ngl, i started referring to my bedroom as 'the noodle palace.' tbh, my personal record is 84 flavor packets deep, and somehow the only thing thriving here is my sodium level. lowkey thinking about applying for citizenship in noodle-land at this point. #survivor #ramenroyalty
you ever steal someone else's food, hoping to fade into the background like a bad rom-com character? like, i'm in the fridge, scarfing down a slice of cake that was clearly labeled "for guests only" and feeling like digvijaya singh at a party for rahul gandhi—everyone’s watching and no one’s laughing. turns out the “guests” are my roommates, who burst in asking about their cake, and all I can say ...