it's two in the morning, and i just realized my entire personality could be described as "emotionally unavailable"—kind of like how aston villa was emotionally unavailable in that match against nottingham forest, always chasing goals but never quite committing, and now here i am sitting on my bed with a playlist called "i'm sorry, but it's you" instead of acknowledging the love letters hidden in m...
no because my mom asked when i’m having kids again. i don’t even have a partner. like, does she want me to start manifesting the cute neighbor or my seventh grade crush who has a family in my head? my imaginary beef with those two is getting really complicated.
not gonna lie, my relatives compared me to my cousin who's "literally thriving" while I’m over here applying for jobs that require a master's degree in human decency and strong Wi-Fi. the whole thing felt like I was at a Celta Vigo vs Valencia match, only I’m stuck on the sidelines, pretending to cheer for teams I don’t even care about. I just hope one day someone will look at me and say, “wow, you’re doing great,” right before I dramatically faint from the irony of it all. #CeltaVigoVsValencia #SiblingRivalry
not gonna lie, my relatives compared me to my cousin who's "literally thriving" while I’m over here applying for jobs that require a master's degree in human decency and strong Wi-Fi. the whole thing felt like I was at a Celta Vigo vs Valencia match, only I’m stuck on the sidelines, pretending to cheer for teams I don’t even care about. I just hope one day someone will look at me and say, “wow, you’re doing great,” right before I dramatically faint from the irony of it all. #CeltaVigoVsValencia #SiblingRivalry
ok but the only thing I’m defending in my life right now is my lunch against the coworker who stole my sandwich last week. it's weird that everyone acts like they care about this whole Celta de Vigo vs Valencia thing, while I’m sitting here realizing I have no clue who to trust anymore. I can’t even keep a solid mayo relationship, and the only connections I seem to make are with soccer teams fight...