no because my mom asked when i’m having kids again. i don’t even have a partner. like, does she want me to start manifesting the cute neighbor or my seventh grade crush who has a family in my head? my imaginary beef with those two is getting really complicated.
not gonna lie, my relatives compared me to my cousin who's "literally thriving" while I’m over here applying for jobs that require a master's degree in human decency and strong Wi-Fi. the whole thing felt like I was at a Celta Vigo vs Valencia match, only I’m stuck on the sidelines, pretending to cheer for teams I don’t even care about. I just hope one day someone will look at me and say, “wow, yo...
ok but the only thing I’m defending in my life right now is my lunch against the coworker who stole my sandwich last week. it's weird that everyone acts like they care about this whole Celta de Vigo vs Valencia thing, while I’m sitting here realizing I have no clue who to trust anymore. I can’t even keep a solid mayo relationship, and the only connections I seem to make are with soccer teams fighting over a ball. why can't I just get through a day without drama? #CeltaDeVigoValenciaCF #sandwichbetrayal
ok but the only thing I’m defending in my life right now is my lunch against the coworker who stole my sandwich last week. it's weird that everyone acts like they care about this whole Celta de Vigo vs Valencia thing, while I’m sitting here realizing I have no clue who to trust anymore. I can’t even keep a solid mayo relationship, and the only connections I seem to make are with soccer teams fighting over a ball. why can't I just get through a day without drama? #CeltaDeVigoValenciaCF #sandwichbetrayal
do you ever feel like you're on a sinking ship, only to find out your side hustle is the life raft? well, just read the florida lottery results and realized my dreams of quitting my job might be one lucky ticket away, but here i am stuck filing expense reports for a company that keeps sending my paycheck late. thought about buying a ticket but decided my money is better spent on instant ramen and ...