literally just mediated a fight between my parents over who gets to keep the twenty-two pound bag of flour they bought together in twenty-oh-nine. like, is this what adulthood looks like? somehow I’m a referee for a baking supply custody battle while simultaneously Googling “how to be a functional adult.” they both have made such strong arguments for it. mom wants to use it for her sourdough. dad ...
just realized my entire life has been derailed because I moved cities for someone who ghosted me three months later. now I’m staring at my reflection in the pink line metro, wondering if I’m more lost than this train’s routing. everyone in my family keeps asking when I’m going to “settle down” and start my new life, but I haven’t even figured out how to reprogram my GPS to find myself again. let’s...
honestly, just quit my stable job for my passion and now I can’t even afford a cup of coffee, meanwhile the pink line metro is getting trial runs. here I am daydreaming about riding that metro while scrolling through my bank statements like they’re a Netflix series I can’t afford to watch. I swear my whole life turned into a financial circus where I’m the clown juggling bills and an empty wallet, and all the while I just wanted to take a cute ride on a shiny pink train... instead I am contemplating selling my artwork to squirrels in the park. #PinkLineMetro #LifeChoices
honestly, just quit my stable job for my passion and now I can’t even afford a cup of coffee, meanwhile the pink line metro is getting trial runs. here I am daydreaming about riding that metro while scrolling through my bank statements like they’re a Netflix series I can’t afford to watch. I swear my whole life turned into a financial circus where I’m the clown juggling bills and an empty wallet, and all the while I just wanted to take a cute ride on a shiny pink train... instead I am contemplating selling my artwork to squirrels in the park. #PinkLineMetro #LifeChoices
it’s not that i care about those republic day parade tickets, it’s just that the fan account for the parade has beef with me. they think i’m spreading rumors that the grand float will be outshone by my cats at home. they probably think i want their ticket slot but honestly, my plans this year are so nonexistent, i’m considering auditioning my cat for a role in the ceremony instead. stay tuned, we ...