just realized my entire life has been derailed because I moved cities for someone who ghosted me three months later. now I’m staring at my reflection in the pink line metro, wondering if I’m more lost than this train’s routing. everyone in my family keeps asking when I’m going to “settle down” and start my new life, but I haven’t even figured out how to reprogram my GPS to find myself again. let’s...
honestly, just quit my stable job for my passion and now I can’t even afford a cup of coffee, meanwhile the pink line metro is getting trial runs. here I am daydreaming about riding that metro while scrolling through my bank statements like they’re a Netflix series I can’t afford to watch. I swear my whole life turned into a financial circus where I’m the clown juggling bills and an empty wallet, ...
it’s not that i care about those republic day parade tickets, it’s just that the fan account for the parade has beef with me. they think i’m spreading rumors that the grand float will be outshone by my cats at home. they probably think i want their ticket slot but honestly, my plans this year are so nonexistent, i’m considering auditioning my cat for a role in the ceremony instead. stay tuned, we might end up on a float with her dramatic interpretation of the cold smog that nobody asked for. #RepublicDayParadeTickets #catsofinstagram
it’s not that i care about those republic day parade tickets, it’s just that the fan account for the parade has beef with me. they think i’m spreading rumors that the grand float will be outshone by my cats at home. they probably think i want their ticket slot but honestly, my plans this year are so nonexistent, i’m considering auditioning my cat for a role in the ceremony instead. stay tuned, we might end up on a float with her dramatic interpretation of the cold smog that nobody asked for. #RepublicDayParadeTickets #catsofinstagram
i was daydreaming about my future husband at the coffee shop when suddenly, i overheard my friends picking sides over that stupid news about झूठी अफवाहें, and it hit me. i'm over here writing love letters to strangers who will never notice me, and my best friend just compared me to a headline in today's समाचार खबरें. i mean, honestly, should i start crafting an apology letter for existing or is th...