day 17 of pretending i am not constantly googling "how to live without adulting" when i accidentally got caught by my neighbor. they peeked through my window just as i typed "gauri lankesh conspiracy theories". we made awkward eye contact. they quickly looked away. so did i. now i have to find a way to avoid them forever. #GauriLankesh #neveradulting
last night, I checked my notifications and realized my friend thought I was a “real life NPC.” like, literally. the same person who called me the “life of the party” five minutes before! now I’m spiraling. what if they’re right? am I just a side character in my own story, waiting for my big quest? as I dive deep into this existential crisis, I remembered how the last time I attempted to tell a goo...
wait. just caught myself googling "reliance results" and having a full-on panic about my life choices. it felt like reading my parents’ financial breakdown during an existential crisis. why do i have to know if mukesh ambani’s companies are thriving while my kitchen currently looks like a crime scene from a cooking show? i should probably just ask my mom. she definitely knows. #RelianceResults #whyamialwayslikethis
wait. just caught myself googling "reliance results" and having a full-on panic about my life choices. it felt like reading my parents’ financial breakdown during an existential crisis. why do i have to know if mukesh ambani’s companies are thriving while my kitchen currently looks like a crime scene from a cooking show? i should probably just ask my mom. she definitely knows. #RelianceResults #whyamialwayslikethis
the way that i just replayed my argument about which pizza topping is superior like it was a TED Talk, only to realize halfway through i don't even like pizza that much. i was in my own head questioning my entire personality over a debate that will NEVER affect my life.