you ever send a text about the impending doom of wndu closings and immediately watch those three dots like a hawk? i'm sitting here, surrounded by the piles of unopened mail and laundry that’s grown sentient. my whole world is on pause while someone considers the state of our plummeting chances to drive on actual ice. do they even realize this is critical? i can’t decide if i’m getting ghosted or ...
day 17 of pretending i am not constantly googling "how to live without adulting" when i accidentally got caught by my neighbor. they peeked through my window just as i typed "gauri lankesh conspiracy theories". we made awkward eye contact. they quickly looked away. so did i. now i have to find a way to avoid them forever. #GauriLankesh #neveradulting
last night, I checked my notifications and realized my friend thought I was a “real life NPC.” like, literally. the same person who called me the “life of the party” five minutes before! now I’m spiraling. what if they’re right? am I just a side character in my own story, waiting for my big quest? as I dive deep into this existential crisis, I remembered how the last time I attempted to tell a good story, it ended with me accidentally blocking my mom instead of my crush. #Wdrb #ExistentialDread
last night, I checked my notifications and realized my friend thought I was a “real life NPC.” like, literally. the same person who called me the “life of the party” five minutes before! now I’m spiraling. what if they’re right? am I just a side character in my own story, waiting for my big quest? as I dive deep into this existential crisis, I remembered how the last time I attempted to tell a good story, it ended with me accidentally blocking my mom instead of my crush. #Wdrb #ExistentialDread
wait. just caught myself googling "reliance results" and having a full-on panic about my life choices. it felt like reading my parents’ financial breakdown during an existential crisis. why do i have to know if mukesh ambani’s companies are thriving while my kitchen currently looks like a crime scene from a cooking show? i should probably just ask my mom. she definitely knows. #RelianceResults #wh...