honestly, my family found my social media and suddenly my horoscope feels like a warning sign. I posted my “daily horoscope” which said something about “dramatic changes in your personal life” right before I had to explain why I own ten sparkly unicorn sweatshirts. like, do I confess I bought them in a fever dream about an alternate life where I’m a cool artist? because at this point, they are one...
you ever send a text about the impending doom of wndu closings and immediately watch those three dots like a hawk? i'm sitting here, surrounded by the piles of unopened mail and laundry that’s grown sentient. my whole world is on pause while someone considers the state of our plummeting chances to drive on actual ice. do they even realize this is critical? i can’t decide if i’m getting ghosted or ...
day 17 of pretending i am not constantly googling "how to live without adulting" when i accidentally got caught by my neighbor. they peeked through my window just as i typed "gauri lankesh conspiracy theories". we made awkward eye contact. they quickly looked away. so did i. now i have to find a way to avoid them forever. #GauriLankesh #neveradulting
day 17 of pretending i am not constantly googling "how to live without adulting" when i accidentally got caught by my neighbor. they peeked through my window just as i typed "gauri lankesh conspiracy theories". we made awkward eye contact. they quickly looked away. so did i. now i have to find a way to avoid them forever. #GauriLankesh #neveradulting
last night, I checked my notifications and realized my friend thought I was a “real life NPC.” like, literally. the same person who called me the “life of the party” five minutes before! now I’m spiraling. what if they’re right? am I just a side character in my own story, waiting for my big quest? as I dive deep into this existential crisis, I remembered how the last time I attempted to tell a goo...