wait, just got home and saw the news about #JimHarbaugh. it reminded me of that time I decided to quit my job for my “dream career” based on a horoscope. ended up crafting 47 different resignation letters. finally sent the blandest one that just said 'ok.' now, I spend my days at home wearing pajamas, watching reality TV and brainstorming future Oscar speeches that will never happen. so now I get ...
it’s not that i’m still hung up on my last breakup, it’s just... that i caught my reflection while looking in the mirror and saw my parents looking back at me. like, seriously? how did i end up with those LIFE DECISIONS glaring at me? especially with all this talk about bill belichick snatching talent while i'm just here, praying my takeout doesn't steal my soul again. can i manifest a successful ...
last night, I found out through LinkedIn that my position was posted online. casually scrolling through my feed, and there it was. my job listed like an open casting call for some drama. I just couldn’t help but wonder if they were holding auditions for Jacob Elordi’s love interest. I’m not gonna lie, if they cast me, at least I’d get a sunglasses sponsor for the inevitable heartbreak. #JacobElordi #DreamingBig
last night, I found out through LinkedIn that my position was posted online. casually scrolling through my feed, and there it was. my job listed like an open casting call for some drama. I just couldn’t help but wonder if they were holding auditions for Jacob Elordi’s love interest. I’m not gonna lie, if they cast me, at least I’d get a sunglasses sponsor for the inevitable heartbreak. #JacobElordi #DreamingBig
just checked the weather and apparently it's raining in seven districts. made me realize that’s how my last romantic endeavor went—started sunny and ended up drenched in tears. scrolled through their profile instead of getting ready, then sat here questioning how much rain it actually takes for a person to just... wash away their memories. there’s probably a storm warning for my heart right now to...