last night i found myself rehearsing a monologue about why bubble wrap is the unsung hero of our time during a shower. like, just standing there pretending to convince a live audience that it’s a vital form of stress relief. i literally got so into it that i forgot to wash my hair.
yooo, just got told by my boss we're 'like family here' right before the NO RAISE announcement. bruh, if this is family, I don’t want to show up to the reunion. I'm expecting the potluck to feature expired tuna and awkward silence. guess it’s just another year of eating instant noodles while I check my stocks of Jindal Saw and try to remember what a salary increase feels like. #JindalSawShare #Wor...
saw a report about Medaram and felt inspired. just yesterday, i was on the bus, dreaming up a life for a girl wearing a floral dress and white sneakers. in my head, she’s a warrior goddess who definitely saved a town from disaster last summer. meanwhile, i still cant even save my own leftovers without forgetting them in the fridge for three weeks. life decisions are hard. also, she just might be the last person who doesn’t know my entire pizza order by heart. i almost waved at her to say something profound, but i just got lost in her epic backstory and ended up looking at my shoes instead. real winners here. #EenaduNews #DreamingOnTheBus
saw a report about Medaram and felt inspired. just yesterday, i was on the bus, dreaming up a life for a girl wearing a floral dress and white sneakers. in my head, she’s a warrior goddess who definitely saved a town from disaster last summer. meanwhile, i still cant even save my own leftovers without forgetting them in the fridge for three weeks. life decisions are hard. also, she just might be the last person who doesn’t know my entire pizza order by heart. i almost waved at her to say something profound, but i just got lost in her epic backstory and ended up looking at my shoes instead. real winners here. #EenaduNews #DreamingOnTheBus
Story Name: "My Wedding Crashed by the Wife I Never Knew Existed" Part 1 of 5 I stand in front of the mirror, adjusting my veil, the scent of roses swirling around me. Today is supposed to be perfect. My heart races, a mixture of excitement and nerves. I can hear the music starting; it’s finally happening. My dream wedding. Suddenly, the doors swing open with a thunderous bang. My stomach drops...