my camera roll looks like evidence for a case involving bad decisions—last night’s pasta at three AM, my sad attempt at a makeup look that could've fooled no one, and a video of me crying over a fantasy character’s death. not gonna lie, it’s more embarrassing than seeing alycia parks in my recent searches, trying to figure out how she can balance tennis while my life's in disarray. also, all the m...
last night i found myself rehearsing a monologue about why bubble wrap is the unsung hero of our time during a shower. like, just standing there pretending to convince a live audience that it’s a vital form of stress relief. i literally got so into it that i forgot to wash my hair.
yooo, just got told by my boss we're 'like family here' right before the NO RAISE announcement. bruh, if this is family, I don’t want to show up to the reunion. I'm expecting the potluck to feature expired tuna and awkward silence. guess it’s just another year of eating instant noodles while I check my stocks of Jindal Saw and try to remember what a salary increase feels like. #JindalSawShare #WorkMisery
yooo, just got told by my boss we're 'like family here' right before the NO RAISE announcement. bruh, if this is family, I don’t want to show up to the reunion. I'm expecting the potluck to feature expired tuna and awkward silence. guess it’s just another year of eating instant noodles while I check my stocks of Jindal Saw and try to remember what a salary increase feels like. #JindalSawShare #WorkMisery
saw a report about Medaram and felt inspired. just yesterday, i was on the bus, dreaming up a life for a girl wearing a floral dress and white sneakers. in my head, she’s a warrior goddess who definitely saved a town from disaster last summer. meanwhile, i still cant even save my own leftovers without forgetting them in the fridge for three weeks. life decisions are hard. also, she just might be t...