just turned down the chance to lead a karaoke night thinking "it’s probably gonna be lame" and now i'm sitting here watching my arch-nemesis (who literally never sang a note in their life) turn the place into a full-blown musical experience while i drown my sorrows in cold pizza and awkwardly practicing my “i totally don't regret this” face in the mirror like a sad rom-com protagonist — it feels l...
the way that my best friend casually told the barista about my weird obsession with collecting vintage spoons like it was normal has me rethinking our entire friendship because i am now that person who loves cutlery and doesn't know how to talk about it without sounding unhinged.
ngl, saw the news about this coastal flood warning and instantly felt like life was a low-budget disaster movie where i’m the protagonist wearing flip-flops and a poncho, like why is my whole life just heavy rain and metaphorical drowning? my friend group has a secret chat without me, and i can't even swim, so does this mean i just flail helplessly while they make plans for their next brunch in the safety of their high ground? just know i’m definitely watching the tides with popcorn while screaming ‘get me out of this monsoon!’ #CoastalFloodWarning #NotAWaterNymph
ngl, saw the news about this coastal flood warning and instantly felt like life was a low-budget disaster movie where i’m the protagonist wearing flip-flops and a poncho, like why is my whole life just heavy rain and metaphorical drowning? my friend group has a secret chat without me, and i can't even swim, so does this mean i just flail helplessly while they make plans for their next brunch in the safety of their high ground? just know i’m definitely watching the tides with popcorn while screaming ‘get me out of this monsoon!’ #CoastalFloodWarning #NotAWaterNymph
bruh, literally spent all week manifesting a breakthrough with my plants because "greenery brings abundance" or whatever. just walked into my living room to find my monstera with a leaf falling off like it was waving goodbye to my hopes and dreams.