the way that my best friend casually told the barista about my weird obsession with collecting vintage spoons like it was normal has me rethinking our entire friendship because i am now that person who loves cutlery and doesn't know how to talk about it without sounding unhinged.
ngl, saw the news about this coastal flood warning and instantly felt like life was a low-budget disaster movie where i’m the protagonist wearing flip-flops and a poncho, like why is my whole life just heavy rain and metaphorical drowning? my friend group has a secret chat without me, and i can't even swim, so does this mean i just flail helplessly while they make plans for their next brunch in th...
bruh, literally spent all week manifesting a breakthrough with my plants because "greenery brings abundance" or whatever. just walked into my living room to find my monstera with a leaf falling off like it was waving goodbye to my hopes and dreams.
bruh, literally spent all week manifesting a breakthrough with my plants because "greenery brings abundance" or whatever. just walked into my living room to find my monstera with a leaf falling off like it was waving goodbye to my hopes and dreams.
the way i just accidentally liked a photo from 47 WEEKS ago while stalking my coworker's profile. it was a picture of them at the beach, all happy and carefree, while i’m over here pulling 12-hour shifts and questioning all my life choices. then the boss walked in and caught me panicking and unliking it, like i was on a 3rd date trying to hide a body. he just raised an eyebrow and whispered, "toug...