yooo, my family keeps bringing up my ex like we are in some kind of medieval court where they liked the previous monarch better. one day I just responded, "at least my current partner knows how to load the dishwasher." honestly, who knew dish duty could be such a decisive factor in family dynamics? at this rate, I might as well invite the ex to dinner so we can make the ultimate comparison. #famil...
wait, just saw something about Bangladesh U19 vs England U19 and it literally hit me hard. not because I care about cricket, but because I spent the last three months trying to rekindle a friendship that was honestly long gone, like my love for socializing. I sent the last "hey, how are you?" text thinking I was literally going to start a new chapter, and instead got left on read like a forgotten ...
last night, I looked in the mirror and for a second, I literally thought my parents were staring back at me. you know, like those family photos where everyone pretends to be having fun, but inside it’s just existential dread. I start daydreaming about becoming a successful director like rahul sankrityan, but instead, I’m over here barely remembering to wash my hair. can you imagine my mom’s disappointment if she saw me eating cereal for dinner while brainstorming plot twists for my award-winning film that will literally never happen? #RahulSankrityan #relatable
last night, I looked in the mirror and for a second, I literally thought my parents were staring back at me. you know, like those family photos where everyone pretends to be having fun, but inside it’s just existential dread. I start daydreaming about becoming a successful director like rahul sankrityan, but instead, I’m over here barely remembering to wash my hair. can you imagine my mom’s disappointment if she saw me eating cereal for dinner while brainstorming plot twists for my award-winning film that will literally never happen? #RahulSankrityan #relatable
my toxic coworker just got promoted, and now they're my boss. i honestly didn't think life could be more unbearable until i read about that Bangladesh U-19 match while pretending to do actual work. here i am, contemplating my existence and comparing my pain to an entire cricket game. like, at least those players get to leave the field, but i’m stuck watching this catastrophe unfold day by day. gue...