bruh, just accidentally voice texted my deepest, darkest, intrusive thoughts while trying to order lunch. like, I meant to say “chicken salad” and instead it typed out “nobody will love you if you don’t start eating more greens.” my crush is getting this message. now they probably think I have a food therapist on speed dial. do I just deny it or accept that I’ve been manifesting dinner table conve...
just saw the california post thing and it reminded me of the time my mom said 'i'm not mad, i’m just disappointed' when she found out i was still doing karaoke in my shower with a hairbrush as a mic instead of applying for jobs, like does anyone even CARE that i am living my best life in a soap opera right now? why does being creatively ambitious suddenly turn into a parental intervention? #Califo...
yooo, my family keeps bringing up my ex like we are in some kind of medieval court where they liked the previous monarch better. one day I just responded, "at least my current partner knows how to load the dishwasher." honestly, who knew dish duty could be such a decisive factor in family dynamics? at this rate, I might as well invite the ex to dinner so we can make the ultimate comparison. #familydrama #pastlovers
yooo, my family keeps bringing up my ex like we are in some kind of medieval court where they liked the previous monarch better. one day I just responded, "at least my current partner knows how to load the dishwasher." honestly, who knew dish duty could be such a decisive factor in family dynamics? at this rate, I might as well invite the ex to dinner so we can make the ultimate comparison. #familydrama #pastlovers
wait, just saw something about Bangladesh U19 vs England U19 and it literally hit me hard. not because I care about cricket, but because I spent the last three months trying to rekindle a friendship that was honestly long gone, like my love for socializing. I sent the last "hey, how are you?" text thinking I was literally going to start a new chapter, and instead got left on read like a forgotten ...