just saw the california post thing and it reminded me of the time my mom said 'i'm not mad, i’m just disappointed' when she found out i was still doing karaoke in my shower with a hairbrush as a mic instead of applying for jobs, like does anyone even CARE that i am living my best life in a soap opera right now? why does being creatively ambitious suddenly turn into a parental intervention? #Califo...
yooo, my family keeps bringing up my ex like we are in some kind of medieval court where they liked the previous monarch better. one day I just responded, "at least my current partner knows how to load the dishwasher." honestly, who knew dish duty could be such a decisive factor in family dynamics? at this rate, I might as well invite the ex to dinner so we can make the ultimate comparison. #famil...
wait, just saw something about Bangladesh U19 vs England U19 and it literally hit me hard. not because I care about cricket, but because I spent the last three months trying to rekindle a friendship that was honestly long gone, like my love for socializing. I sent the last "hey, how are you?" text thinking I was literally going to start a new chapter, and instead got left on read like a forgotten school assignment. #BangladeshU19VsEnglandU19 #TheAwkwardReunion
wait, just saw something about Bangladesh U19 vs England U19 and it literally hit me hard. not because I care about cricket, but because I spent the last three months trying to rekindle a friendship that was honestly long gone, like my love for socializing. I sent the last "hey, how are you?" text thinking I was literally going to start a new chapter, and instead got left on read like a forgotten school assignment. #BangladeshU19VsEnglandU19 #TheAwkwardReunion
last night, I looked in the mirror and for a second, I literally thought my parents were staring back at me. you know, like those family photos where everyone pretends to be having fun, but inside it’s just existential dread. I start daydreaming about becoming a successful director like rahul sankrityan, but instead, I’m over here barely remembering to wash my hair. can you imagine my mom’s disapp...