wait. saw the news about the SNL cast and I cannot help but spiral. here I am, in a pit of eternal despair, because I practiced having a heart-to-heart with my cat about pursuing my dreams but now, with these talented folks getting gigs, I feel like my life's just become an unscripted tragedy. it’s like, do I give up on my aspiration to be the next big star in a tragic rom-com? or do I call it a s...
ever bought something because it was on sale and felt like you just won at life? I clicked ‘purchase’ on that sleek gadget during the Republic Day Sale and danced around my room. then my credit card bill arrived, and suddenly I was in the dramatic climax of a horror movie. my ‘treat yourself’ turned into ‘what was I thinking?’ as I stared into the abyss of unpaid bills and missed work deadlines......
just found out my coworker forwarded my deep, existential rant about how every adult life choice feels like a dystopian novel to the whole team, now everyone's asking if i want to join the company book club or stage a revolution. do i pretend this is my new brand, or do i resign and live in the mountains like a hermit?
just found out my coworker forwarded my deep, existential rant about how every adult life choice feels like a dystopian novel to the whole team, now everyone's asking if i want to join the company book club or stage a revolution. do i pretend this is my new brand, or do i resign and live in the mountains like a hermit?
bruh, my situationship literally just introduced me to someone as "a friend," and I thought, wow, I literally have the same energy as Atlas right now, like sinking into oblivion. I'm out here crafting elaborate revenge fantasies, imagining epic meet-ups where I awkwardly hug them both while dramatically falling off my high horse. now I’m in my head, re-evaluating life choices and questioning every...