ever bought something because it was on sale and felt like you just won at life? I clicked ‘purchase’ on that sleek gadget during the Republic Day Sale and danced around my room. then my credit card bill arrived, and suddenly I was in the dramatic climax of a horror movie. my ‘treat yourself’ turned into ‘what was I thinking?’ as I stared into the abyss of unpaid bills and missed work deadlines......
just found out my coworker forwarded my deep, existential rant about how every adult life choice feels like a dystopian novel to the whole team, now everyone's asking if i want to join the company book club or stage a revolution. do i pretend this is my new brand, or do i resign and live in the mountains like a hermit?
bruh, my situationship literally just introduced me to someone as "a friend," and I thought, wow, I literally have the same energy as Atlas right now, like sinking into oblivion. I'm out here crafting elaborate revenge fantasies, imagining epic meet-ups where I awkwardly hug them both while dramatically falling off my high horse. now I’m in my head, re-evaluating life choices and questioning everything while eating stale crackers for dinner. so what if they scored some metaphorical goals? I’m over here wondering if I’ll ever make the cut in my own love life. #UanlVsAtlas #TheDramaContinues
bruh, ran into my childhood neighbor the other day and they acted like they didn't recognize me. we used to build forts together and now they are just casually scrolling on their phone like we didn’t once reenact that scene from Titanic in my backyard... kinda rude, right?
woke up this morning, saw the news about Abhijit Majumdar. my boss, with his nonexistent empathy, decided it was the perfect time to add two extra projects to my pile. while the world is mourning a music legend, I’m cranking out reports like I’m auditioning for a one-man band no one asked for. suddenly I understand why adults are always tired. it's because work just stole my will to live. #Abhijit...