wait, so I just realized my best idea was praised in a meeting… by my boss. but not in the way I expected, because they credited it to their childhood pet goldfish named Sir Bubbles instead of me, and now I have to figure out if I’m more mad about the lack of recognition or the fact that a fish has a better reputation than I do…
just got that classic 'i'm not mad, i'm just disappointed' speech and honestly, it hit me like a truck. now i'm spiraling, thinking i should've pursued my dream of being an interpretive dancer in a gerbil costume instead of this normal life. i mean, what if my real calling was twirling in a giant wheel for an audience that includes just... a cat and a confused pigeon?
wait. saw the news about the SNL cast and I cannot help but spiral. here I am, in a pit of eternal despair, because I practiced having a heart-to-heart with my cat about pursuing my dreams but now, with these talented folks getting gigs, I feel like my life's just become an unscripted tragedy. it’s like, do I give up on my aspiration to be the next big star in a tragic rom-com? or do I call it a sign that I should just binge-watch the series they used to be on while contemplating my next move… in my pajamas… on my couch… which is also an indicator of my bad life choices? #SnlCast #relatable
wait. saw the news about the SNL cast and I cannot help but spiral. here I am, in a pit of eternal despair, because I practiced having a heart-to-heart with my cat about pursuing my dreams but now, with these talented folks getting gigs, I feel like my life's just become an unscripted tragedy. it’s like, do I give up on my aspiration to be the next big star in a tragic rom-com? or do I call it a sign that I should just binge-watch the series they used to be on while contemplating my next move… in my pajamas… on my couch… which is also an indicator of my bad life choices? #SnlCast #relatable
ever bought something because it was on sale and felt like you just won at life? I clicked ‘purchase’ on that sleek gadget during the Republic Day Sale and danced around my room. then my credit card bill arrived, and suddenly I was in the dramatic climax of a horror movie. my ‘treat yourself’ turned into ‘what was I thinking?’ as I stared into the abyss of unpaid bills and missed work deadlines......