just found out my family found my social media. so now i have to explain why i’ve been manifesting a romantic relationship with harry styles during my weekly meltdown. my mom did not sign up for this conversation, and honestly, neither did i. imagine trying to justify screaming “take me home, harry” while simultaneously filing expense reports at work. we may never recover from this. #HarryStylesTo...
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yooo, just found out my family discovered my social media and now I’m sitting here like—do I explain my endless threads about how PAOK vs Real Betis is literally my Super Bowl, or do I let them think I'm a deranged football analyst who neglects real life? like, I can’t even keep my plants alive but I’m out here critiquing strategy like I’m getting paid. it’s either delete everything or give a TED talk on how digital chaos makes me feel more accomplished than adulting. #PaokVsRealBetis #existentialcrisis
yooo, just found out my family discovered my social media and now I’m sitting here like—do I explain my endless threads about how PAOK vs Real Betis is literally my Super Bowl, or do I let them think I'm a deranged football analyst who neglects real life? like, I can’t even keep my plants alive but I’m out here critiquing strategy like I’m getting paid. it’s either delete everything or give a TED talk on how digital chaos makes me feel more accomplished than adulting. #PaokVsRealBetis #existentialcrisis
just found out casemiro is leaving united. now i have to reconsider my life choices. why does everyone I get attached to leave me like it’s an open casting call for heartbreak? my situationship called me a “friend” last week. they just met someone named after an exotic fruit, and suddenly, i’m just a placeholder in their story—like a plot twist that nobody asked for. #Casemiro #unexpectedbreakup