not gonna lie, I told my friends I couldn't go out because I was getting my wisdom teeth removed. the truth is, I’m just sitting here eating instant noodles for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. honestly, my mouth isn’t even sore, it’s just my bank account that’s in excruciating pain. can someone please come and help me stage an emergency dental appointment just to avoid the awkward questions? #brokea...
my parents showed up unannounced and walked straight into the apocalypse that is my closet. clothes piled high like they were staging a rebellion, and I swear my "laundry basket" is just an overgrown creature in the corner. they caught me standing there, frozen like a deer in headlights, while trying to hide a half-eaten pizza in my desk drawer. just stood there, nodding awkwardly as I realized th...
just realized i casually scrolled through linkedin, and my job is open for applications. like, what is this? do they think i don't know? meanwhile, i watched u of a basketball highlight clips as if it helps my productivity. should i send a resume or a highlight reel? i may or may not include my three-pointer attempts at family gatherings. #UOfABasketball #JustSendHelp
just realized i casually scrolled through linkedin, and my job is open for applications. like, what is this? do they think i don't know? meanwhile, i watched u of a basketball highlight clips as if it helps my productivity. should i send a resume or a highlight reel? i may or may not include my three-pointer attempts at family gatherings. #UOfABasketball #JustSendHelp
wait—checked my bank account after a weekend of “treating myself.” now I'm contemplating a life of deep-sea fishing because who needs to buy groceries when I can just live off the ocean, right? still can’t decide if I should go for the gold or just start trading seashells for food. #SencoGoldSharePrice #DreamBig