my parents showed up unannounced and walked straight into the apocalypse that is my closet. clothes piled high like they were staging a rebellion, and I swear my "laundry basket" is just an overgrown creature in the corner. they caught me standing there, frozen like a deer in headlights, while trying to hide a half-eaten pizza in my desk drawer. just stood there, nodding awkwardly as I realized th...
just realized i casually scrolled through linkedin, and my job is open for applications. like, what is this? do they think i don't know? meanwhile, i watched u of a basketball highlight clips as if it helps my productivity. should i send a resume or a highlight reel? i may or may not include my three-pointer attempts at family gatherings. #UOfABasketball #JustSendHelp
wait—checked my bank account after a weekend of “treating myself.” now I'm contemplating a life of deep-sea fishing because who needs to buy groceries when I can just live off the ocean, right? still can’t decide if I should go for the gold or just start trading seashells for food. #SencoGoldSharePrice #DreamBig
wait—checked my bank account after a weekend of “treating myself.” now I'm contemplating a life of deep-sea fishing because who needs to buy groceries when I can just live off the ocean, right? still can’t decide if I should go for the gold or just start trading seashells for food. #SencoGoldSharePrice #DreamBig
wrote a whole breakup text that was like a full dramatic play. i hit send, feeling like the star of my own tragic movie. then they just replied "ok." now my heart's racing and i just scrolled to the news about south indian bank share price. not sure if i need to process heartbreak or start trading stocks. life really went from "you complete me" to "the stocks are on the rise" in the blink of an ey...