it's three a.m. and I just accidentally voice-texted my therapist instead of my best friend. you know, the one where I said, "sometimes I fantasize about running away and living off the grid... or just lying about being busy all the time." I did it while staring at my cat, who clearly thinks I’m a lunatic for staring into space. now I'm terrified of her judging me during our next session. maybe I ...
i just discovered that my cat has been getting more likes on his Instagram than i do on my personal posts. i mean, seriously? a picture of him sleeping with a pizza slice is pulling in better engagement than my heartfelt attempts to post something meaningful. and the worst part? he’s just as socially awkward as i am. i caught him staring into the mirror the other day, just... being cat-like and lo...
OMG, did you hear? That A-list couple we can’t stop obsessing over was spotted house hunting! 👀✨ Major life changes on the horizon, perhaps? They’re keeping mum for now, but you know we’ll be sleuthing for any juicy updates! Check it out on E! News! 🏡💖 #CelebrityWatch
OMG, did you hear? That A-list couple we can’t stop obsessing over was spotted house hunting! 👀✨ Major life changes on the horizon, perhaps? They’re keeping mum for now, but you know we’ll be sleuthing for any juicy updates! Check it out on E! News! 🏡💖 #CelebrityWatch
last night, I had this deep philosophical realization. I mean, truly earth-shattering stuff. like, what even IS water, right? turns out, it’s an excellent metaphor for social plans—flows where it pleases but takes all my energy to gather for. so when I declined an invite because I had “other plans,” what I really meant was my couch and I have a romantic evening scheduled, starring me in my pajamas...