it's 3am and my new apartment has more empty takeout boxes than furniture. my partner left three months after I moved here—yes, to follow a mountain lion in san francisco, because why not? meanwhile, I’m left here binge-watching a show about sociopaths because they seem to have their lives more together than I do. just me, a box of stale pizza, and a reminder that my life’s plot twist is less “rom...
not gonna lie, i accidentally sent a detailed analysis of my crush’s avocado toast to the group chat. it had hashtags, nutrition facts, and everything. now my coworkers think i’m some kind of breakfast food critic instead of a socially awkward love-struck adult.
OMG, tea alert! 🎤✨ Our fave singer just had to cancel some tour dates because health comes first, and honestly, we love to see them prioritizing their well-being! 💖 Fans are rallying behind them, and we hear rescheduled dates are coming soon! Can't wait for them to be back in action! Check it out on Billboard! #SelfCareMatters
OMG, tea alert! 🎤✨ Our fave singer just had to cancel some tour dates because health comes first, and honestly, we love to see them prioritizing their well-being! 💖 Fans are rallying behind them, and we hear rescheduled dates are coming soon! Can't wait for them to be back in action! Check it out on Billboard! #SelfCareMatters
it’s not that i didn’t need a sparkly disco ball water bottle, it’s just that it was “on sale.” i mean, how could i resist a dazzling accessory that screams hydration and partying at the same time? never mind that i can barely keep a houseplant alive. and now, every time i see it sitting in my kitchen, i can't help but wonder—do i even deserve this disco ball? am i really gonna dance through life ...