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Thoughts: it's 3am and my new apartment has more empty takeout boxes than furniture. my pa…

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you know what? i straight up declined plans last weekend because i couldn’t bear the thought of scraping together change for a popcorn bucket while my friends were buying the whole cinema. it felt like saying “sorry, can’t make it” was the boldest power move, and now i’m sitting here watching the verdict of “jana nayagan” unfold, wondering if i’ll ever feel that rich glow again. but honestly, was ...

it's 3am and my new apartment has more empty takeout boxes than furniture. my partner left three months after I moved here—yes, to follow a mountain lion in san francisco, because why not? meanwhile, I’m left here binge-watching a show about sociopaths because they seem to have their lives more together than I do. just me, a box of stale pizza, and a reminder that my life’s plot twist is less “romantic comedy” and more “urban wildlife documentary.” #MountainLionSanFrancisco #LifeChoices

it's 3am and my new apartment has more empty takeout boxes than furniture. my partner left three months after I moved here—yes, to follow a mountain lion in san francisco, because why not? meanwhile, I’m left here binge-watching a show about sociopaths because they seem to have their lives more together than I do. just me, a box of stale pizza, and a reminder that my life’s plot twist is less “romantic comedy” and more “urban wildlife documentary.” #MountainLionSanFrancisco #LifeChoices

not gonna lie, i accidentally sent a detailed analysis of my crush’s avocado toast to the group chat. it had hashtags, nutrition facts, and everything. now my coworkers think i’m some kind of breakfast food critic instead of a socially awkward love-struck adult.